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MAY DAY MAY DAY (well it’s not actually may day!)

This friday get nautical, get seasick and get covered in seamen…That’s right it’s SHIPWRECK DISCOTEQUE… Free rum punch on entry and maybe some fishfingers, probably prizes for hottest costume and tons of electro and disco party shanties to move ya bellbottoms.  Entry is FREE before 00:00 with a special £0 pass…They look like this, though this one is void so you can’t PIRATE it!  See you there maties.

Thats right…Slam on the Breaks on a Saturday well I never!  We are proud to present  a true pioneer of dubstep, the one and only BENGA…We’ve been after this afro warrior for ages now, this is definitely not to be missed.   To save yourself some shrapnel on the door get your advance £5 tickets from Sigma, the amazing Exist Outlet on Oxford St (out the back of hobos) & the not so amazing Derriks Music.  We will also be raffling off some free tickets for a lucky few on the friday events leading up to this so don’t be shy and get your shaking ass down to SIGMA every Friday for a proper bitchin’ beat party.  Remember to keep your handsome peepers peeled for our FREE ENTRY BEFORE 12AM tokens, they look like five pound notes (well hopefully not too much like actual fivers to get us beheaded or whatever!)  available from many reputable, and not so reputable outlets across our fair city.

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